The God Mongers

So the other day I left the gym to find some crap on my window, as happens from time to time.  But this time I had to stop and take notice.  It was a card telling me about Jesus:



wow, this god sounds like a pretty cool dude.  where do i sign up?

I think it should be obvious why I had to stop and take notice.  But if it's not, I find this kind of thing disgusting.  I was so disgusted I actually took the time and resources to respond:

I always say I'm going to do these things, half out of frustration, half for amusement, but I never do.  But I did this time:



apparently i don't know the meaning of subtlety

Now Splat Hair Dye is going to hear from me over their 1-ply gloves...which aren't gloves. They're just pieces of plastic in the shape of hands. I will be sending in one glove with the letter and keeping the other for my records.