Harry Potter

For those of you that may have missed it, like me (hey, I saw all but the last one or two), let me sum up the series for you anway:

"An evil wizard killed me mum and dad.  I will avenge them...eventually."--Harry Potter

Running from the Police

(This story is not true but this is how I imagine the scenario would go if it ever happened.)

I wasn't running from the police.  I was running for freedom.  Here is a transcript from my hearing:


Judge:  Why were you running for freedom?
Me:  So my blog wouldn't make a liar out of me.